Agenda for the 2008 Democrat National Convention (Just Released)

7:00 pm        Opening flag burning
7:15 pm        Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish
7:20 pm        Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm        Non-religious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm        Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 pm        Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm        How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:15 pm        Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding
8:35 pm        Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 pm        Our  Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
9.00 pm        Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
11.00 pm      Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm      Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund-  Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm      Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn
11:30 pm      Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm      Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 pm      How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers- Howard Dean & Rosie
12:15 am      "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
12:25 am      Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 am      Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am      Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
12:50 am      Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the great Satan", 'W' Bush
12:50 am      Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic Mexican voters
1:00 am        Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party.
1:05 am        Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
1:25 am        How to claim voting fraud and call for a Re-Count in case of we lose- Al Gore

1:30 am        Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:35 am        Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home- "It just over the river and..."

If you think I missed anything then let me know. =)